Saturday, 9 April 2011

Disease of the ERA~~the HYPOCRITIC HOMININE SYNDROME!!


BEFORE  COMMENCING  ANSWER  THESE  QUESTIONS.......
**Have you ever bought the railway reservation tickets, gas cylinders, petrol or anything in BLACK?? OR
**Have you ever escaped from paying tax?? OOOOOOOOOR
**Have you bought the adulterated goods and then suffered loss and didn’t feel  the necessity to complain against it in the CONSUMER FORUM??OR
**Have you ever gave your vote on somebody’s influence??OR
**Have you ever gave or received bribes??
You would probably be thinking, why so of a sudden am I asking you these questions!!Well I’m  not the CONCERNED QUIZ-MISTRESS, but still consider it to be a kind of QUESTIONAIRE........but yet you won’t get any  POMPY PRIZE<MIND YOU>!!
So giving a break  to my questions.......I would ask you......if  you ‘ve answered atleast one question as YES.....If is it so.......then you are surely suffering from the HYPOCRITIC HOMININE SYNDROME!!

Well ..... this is a new kind of disease which has been discovered PROMINENTLY in this era!! Its a deadly disease which gradually weakens the MORAL  IMMUNITY ........Its not yet known who was the the first  VECTOR of this disease. And  moreover you won’t be interested in the PAST rather than the PRESENT!! But this disease has taken the FORM OF EPIDEMIC in this age!!Lets know more about it.............

Victims of this disease suffers from FATAL  INSTINCT of getting their  BLACK-DEEDS  UNVEILED......followed by HIGH BP.  SLEEPLESSNESS  is also  a  general characteristic of this disease!!

Well its symptoms can’t be recognized exteriorly at one go........thats why its so dangerous!!Some PATIENTS  who have reached its EXTREME STAGE are~~~SURESH KALMADI, HASAN ALI, KASHINATH TAPADIA, K.G. BALAKRISHNAN<The former CJ OF India>.............Ah!!  the  list is too long!! This undoubtedly proves that DISEASES  DOESN’T  DISCRIMINATE  BETWEEN RICH AND POOR!!
But PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE.......so this too can be put to a check if we regularly go for a check-up......And the best part of it is~~~ITS ABSOLUTELY FREEEEEEE!!....and what else you want in this ERA OF PRICE RISE??!!

Now  let me tell you about this TEST.....Well you can perform this test ANYTIME and you simply need to give your 10 minutes!!....You just  need to close your eyes and then answer the above-mentioned questions GENUINELY.....If even  1 of your answers  is YES.....the test would result POSITIVE!!  And if this disease is detected in time,<THAT  MEANS  BEFORE  YOUR  DEATH>,then its not late for you to begin the THERAPY!!
This therapy includes the medicine comprising HONESTY-BOOSTERS,PILLS  OVERCOMING  ACIDIC  SELF-CONSCIENCE, and lastly~~~THE  TONIC OF HAPPINESS!!
But yes one must surely avoid DEEP-FRIED selFISH MOTIVES, and  UNNECESSARY  SPICY  LONGING  FOR  WEALTH....
It is recommended to take some GREEN  STUFFS  OF  SATISFACTION over worldly wealth<AS  A  CONVALESCENT>
This therapy is 100% RELIABLE if you continue the medication LIFE-LONG!! It would be wise if you go for a check-up once in a week!!
NOW  ITS  IN YOUR  HAND  WHAT   YOU  CHOOSE~~HEALTH  OR  WEALTH!!
YOUR  CHOICE  WOULD  MAKE  ALL THE  DIFFERENCE!!
I chose  health........what about you????


2 comments:

  1. a best way how doctors cn be against corruption...btw u r perhaps the non doctrate DR. to do so....nicely xecuted...its full of prescription..!!!lyked the way.....!!!write more..in this league.....

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  2. I am sure you are going to HIT the blogspot one day...........Keep it up........ I will comment on your writing later on

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