Disease of the ERA~~the HYPOCRITIC HOMININE SYNDROME!!

BEFORE  COMMENCING  ANSWER  THESE  QUESTIONS.......

**Have you ever bought the railway reservation tickets, gas cylinders, petrol or anything in BLACK?? OR

**Have you ever escaped from paying tax?? OOOOOOOOOR

**Have you bought the adulterated goods and then suffered loss and didn’t feel  the necessity to complain against it in the CONSUMER FORUM??OR

**Have you ever gave your vote on somebody’s influence??OR

**Have you ever gave or received bribes??

You would probably be thinking, why so of a sudden am I asking you these questions!!Well I’m  not the CONCERNED QUIZ-MISTRESS, but still consider it to be a kind of QUESTIONAIRE........but yet you won’t get any  POMPY PRIZE<MIND YOU>!!

So giving a break  to my questions.......I would ask you......if  you ‘ve answered atleast one question as YES.....If is it so.......then you are surely suffering from the HYPOCRITIC HOMININE SYNDROME!!

Well ..... this is a new kind of disease which has been discovered PROMINENTLY in this era!! Its a deadly disease which gradually weakens the MORAL  IMMUNITY ........Its not yet known who was the the first  VECTOR of this disease. And  moreover you won’t be interested in the PAST rather than the PRESENT!! But this disease has taken the FORM OF EPIDEMIC in this age!!Lets know more about it.............

Victims of this disease suffers from FATAL  INSTINCT of getting their  BLACK-DEEDS  UNVEILED......followed by HIGH BP.  SLEEPLESSNESS  is also  a  general characteristic of this disease!!

Well its symptoms can’t be recognized exteriorly at one go........thats why its so dangerous!!Some PATIENTS  who have reached its EXTREME STAGE are~~~SURESH KALMADI, HASAN ALI, KASHINATH TAPADIA, K.G. BALAKRISHNAN<The former CJ OF India>.............Ah!!  the  list is too long!! This undoubtedly proves that DISEASES  DOESN’T  DISCRIMINATE  BETWEEN RICH AND POOR!!

But PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE.......so this too can be put to a check if we regularly go for a check-up......And the best part of it is~~~ITS ABSOLUTELY FREEEEEEE!!....and what else you want in this ERA OF PRICE RISE??!!

Now  let me tell you about this TEST.....Well you can perform this test ANYTIME and you simply need to give your 10 minutes!!....You just  need to close your eyes and then answer the above-mentioned questions GENUINELY.....If even  1 of your answers  is YES.....the test would result POSITIVE!!  And if this disease is detected in time,<THAT  MEANS  BEFORE  YOUR  DEATH>,then its not late for you to begin the THERAPY!!

This therapy includes the medicine comprising HONESTY-BOOSTERS,PILLS  OVERCOMING  ACIDIC  SELF-CONSCIENCE, and lastly~~~THE  TONIC OF HAPPINESS!!

But yes one must surely avoid DEEP-FRIED selFISH MOTIVES, and  UNNECESSARY  SPICY  LONGING  FOR  WEALTH....

It is recommended to take some GREEN  STUFFS  OF  SATISFACTION over worldly wealth<AS  A  CONVALESCENT>

This therapy is 100% RELIABLE if you continue the medication LIFE-LONG!! It would be wise if you go for a check-up once in a week!!

NOW  ITS  IN YOUR  HAND  WHAT   YOU  CHOOSE~~HEALTH  OR  WEALTH!!

YOUR  CHOICE  WOULD  MAKE  ALL THE  DIFFERENCE!!

I chose  health........what about you????

My two years with SHAKESPEARE..!!

It was then,when I passed out my 8th standard and we found our new books....with a new syllabus.......Actually we were the first batch of our school to enter to the world of SHAKESPEARE~concisely!!To be more precise......it was a world of puns,EVER-HEAVY words,rhetoric speeches,sarcastic remarks.......and some dialogues which are still BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION even today!!........But thats not my total mistake.....even our english teachers were uncertain regarding some SECRET DIALOGUES!! To overcome this fix........we bought 2 or more  guide books.........but there began a new fix!!.....each book had its own explanation......n we used to be tangled.......Now what could we do????!!.......If we wrote wrong, our Teacher would surely strike it off  BRUTALLY!!....Then we tried our EVER-BEST SHREWED GUESSWORKS at each exam!!Lucky ones would fetch the marks LUCKILY and those whose lucks were badly out,just SHRINKED their faces!!I too could be counted among those lucky ones.Now back to the BARD's work!!.......Ah that Bard,whose BEST BUT YET WORST works troubled us for continuously 2 years!!His outstanding puns,had FORKED meanings........but yet we speculated our own ideas..........which were far far BEYOND the supposed meanings!!His heavy words.....though heavy,just FLEW UP above our heads as if they were the LIGHTEST THINGS in this world....!!

I too used to get frustrated when I used to come up with those HEAVY WORDS in some proses and poetries............I just cursed them out of my frustrations cum LAZINESS....I wondered why the wordsmiths have developed those words....!!That was my view untill I took the TROUBLE TO OPEN A DICTIONARY........for me it was the KEY INGREDIENT to LIGHTEN those heavy words.......!!But now my ERA had begun!!Now I've begun to use those BULKY but CLUMSY words.......For me it was now my PLEASURE but for others,  <who were still like the past-me or had  hectic schedules :AS THE CASE MAY BE>it was still a SORT OF FRUSTRATION!!.......For this tenor only, my batch-mates named me HUMAN-DIC!!........Oh what an auspicious name!!I was flying in the airs when my english teacher<who inspired me to improve my english> gave me a BLOWING REMARK!!Literally it blew me up....opening my eyes.......to consider the CONDITIONS OF MY FELLOW COMPANIONS!!And that was right even.......because BIG WORDS would never convey your true emotions....they'll only cause SHORT CIRCUITS in your reader's mind !!and moreover  FRUSTRATIONS  are the only emotions,you can develop in your reader's mind if you choose to use THE MASSIVE WORDS!!And as far a I know......you would not prefer to spoil your dear reader's mind who would always approach you with a hope to get some amusing stuff.......PERHAPS!!

Oh my......sorry I just got out from the main stream of my topic........So I was talking about Shakespeare..........Yes........Even though his work<AS YOU LIKE IT>,was a mean to aid to my vocabulary ,I was still escaping from it!!It was not for the words........but his puns which he cleverly used!!I could have appreciated it more if he could have left the easy translations...........But alas due to this mistake........he was cursed by the 118 students<approx>**of our batch**!!But a sigh of relief for us was that.....this time no such puns came in the mains!!

Anyways.....now we aren't going to study it anymore..........but still,even after our exams,I'm trying to figure out the SUPPOSED MEANINGS of those PUNY but yet SUBTLE PUNS!!